Logical thoughts

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

 

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

 

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

 

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

 

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

 

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

 

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

 

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

 

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

 

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

 

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

 

Well done is better than well said .

 

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

 

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

 

Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.