A deck of cards

A magazine competition invited people to come up with “invented” inventions of the cyber-age.
For example, a solar powered clothes drier (a rope) and a hand-held word processor (a pencil). Can you guess what this is?It is a portable arcade. A hand-held amusement resource with no cartridges or batteries. Access games of speed, dexterity, memory, cunning. Produce magical effects or construct lofty towers. Some games can increase your income.

The Assignment

A young woman was very upset with a failing grade she received on a rather important paper in her sociology class at college. She had spent hours studying the adolescent and teenage populations of Japan, Korea, Vietnam, and China. She wrote a fifteen page paper comparing the societal, religious and governmental influences. The paper was grammatically correct. Can you explain why she received the failing grade?

Answer

The Professor wanted a paper on Euthanasia not Youth in Asia.

Teaser

“She” is a word that contains two personal pronouns: she and he. What five-letter word beginning with “U” contains four personal pronouns?

Leave your replies……

Read this loud & clear

1. You’ve no need to light a night-light On a light night like tonight, For a night-light’s light’s a slight light, And tonight’s a night that’s light. When a night’s light, like tonight’s light, It is really not quite right To light night-lights with their slight lights On a light night like tonight.

2. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much. I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

 3. Luke’s duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke’s duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

4. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw!

 

How can you make the following equation correct without changing it at all?

8 + 8 = 91

Answer

Look at it upside down.

16 = 8 + 8.

Spirit search

You are an expert on paranormal activity and have been hired to locate a spirit haunting an old resort hotel. Strong signs indicate that the spirit lies behind one of four doors. The inscriptions on each door read as follows:

Door A: It’s behind B or C
Door B: It’s behind A or D
Door C: It’s in here
Door D: It’s not in here

Your psychic powers have told you three of the inscriptions are false, and one is true. Behind which door will you find the spirit?

Answer

The spirit lies behind Door D.

If the spirit is behind Door A, then both B and D are true.

If the spirit is behind Door B, then both A and D are true.

If the spirit is behind Door C, then A, C, and D are all true.

If the spirit is behind Door D, then the statements on all the doors are false, except for that on Door B. This matches the rules, and therefore, the resort hotel spirit lurks behind Door D.

Timely teaser

A sundial is a timepiece that has the fewest number of moving parts. Which timepiece has the most moving parts?

An Hourglass

When do you start on red and stop on green?

While eating watermelon !!

Try this… do not cry…

An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.
She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.
She went up to the cash register to buy the food.
The sales-lady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to eat the animal food themselves.
So the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy her dog food.
The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around But the Saleslady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home and brought her cat to the Grocery Store to buy the cat food.
The next day the old lady went to the Grocery Store again carrying a big container. She went up to the sales lady and said, “Put your hand inside here”. The Saleslady shook her head. “NO”, she said, “there is probably something in there that will bite me!” “I promise you that there is nothing in here that will bite you”. the old lady said. So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container and screamed.
To find out what was inside the container you must send this to people, when it says, your mail has been sent…instead of clicking OK, hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your screen.

Room trap

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?