Birbal ki kahani

31 08 2007

Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek randi ne mujra kiya. Woh item badi hi KANTEELI NACHANIYA thi. Itni sollid wo naachi ke sabke tatte tight ho gaye. Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne randi ko kaha, “Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti, jaageer… kya chahiye, bol. Agar teri kisise dushmani ho to bhi bataa de… uski behen chod di jayegi.”

Randi muh maange inaam ki baat sunke bahut khush hui. Par woh bahut hi bhenchod kism ki aurat thi. Uske gandu dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha. Woh Akbar se boli, “Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamat mile to kuch arz karoon”. Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut senti tha. Woh bola,”Jo marzi maang, Jamna darling. Randi boli,
“Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgaddi pe tatti karni hai.”

Pehle to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya yeh randi bawli gaand to nahin ho gayelii hai? Lekin woh maNaa bhi nahin kar sak rella tha… chutiya promise jo kar baithella tha. Usne randi ko kuch aur maangne ke liye kaha, par randi bhi bahut shaani thi… woh nahin maani. Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki date de di. Usne socha ki baad mein randi pe pressure dalwa ke cancel karwa doonga, par bhen ki laudi maan hi nahi relli thi.

Jab Tatti-day nazdeek aa gaya , Akbar ki gaand bahut zyaada phat gayi… usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya. Usne Birbal se kaha ki “Boss, ab mughal sultanat ki izzat us ke haath mein hai”. Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe usey apni maa gali-gali chudwaani pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega. Akbar bhi nischint ho gaya.

Finally Tatti-day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka. Bhenchod ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah-subah randi ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara. Kehne lagi, “Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon… jaldi se raajgaddi pe
tatti karne ki vyawastha kijiye.” Akbar ne phatti gaand ke saath Birbal ki taraf
dekha. Birbal to shaana hus-hi-hus rella tha. Apni seat se khada hua aur bola, “Jamnabai, tu ne tatti karne ki demand ki thi… so karo. Lekin agar ek boond bhi moot nikal aaya to yeh talwaar ****** mein ghusa ke gaand se nikaal doonga.”

Randi ko samajh aa gayaki is baar uska paala kisi andu pandu se nahin, Birbal se pada hai. Bhosadiki chup-chaap apni badi gaand uthake ghar chali gayi.

Ek baar phir birbal the great behen ke lode ne mughal saltanet ke gaand phatne se bachali…

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110 responses

22 05 2008
Sonu

super yar maza aa gaya its too funny keep it up i have copy it its nice just nice beerbal vali story.

6 06 2008
fan

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6 06 2008
bablie

this is awesome…

16 06 2008
raj

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19 08 2008
Sharon

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30 11 2008
Nishu

Saala is story ne to mere lund mein hulchul macha di.

2 01 2009
Shankar

;-)

1 08 2011
rakesh rajoria

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17 01 2009
Vinita

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14 04 2011
raj

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25 01 2009
kuldeep

very good dude thanx for this story keep it up

12 02 2009
gaurav

bhai majedaar khani hai

is tarh ki kahni to tumko books mei publish karwani chayia

19 06 2009
abhay

Is kahani ko likhne wala bahen ka lund chutiya ka pattha hai saala lund fakeer

19 06 2009
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22 08 2009
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8 09 2009
jagan

shabash

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9 09 2009
NICK

dude u rokssss
keep it up

i got a new idea
the LAND FAKEER BIRBALs story i will mail u………………

10 09 2009
POOJA

YAR MAZA AA GAYA MAST STORY HAI

11 08 2010
hi...pooja

im ankit

28 08 2010
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pooja
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10 09 2010
sumit

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23 11 2010
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12 09 2011
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Are darling thoda mazaa hume bi de 2

25 10 2009
ASHVIN

rocking yaar story sunte sunte mutna aa gaya.

9 12 2009
ayaz ali

lazmi parna

15 12 2009
Shankar

;)

4 01 2010
sachin

bhai maza aa gaya tu to yaar apne type ka he banda hai………..teri yea katha sun ke meri he tatti band ho gai has has ke….

16 01 2010
daya

yar its funny

16 01 2010
sunny

good story

21 01 2010
amir

bhai kaha se aisa lund fakir type ki story le kar ata hain

15 02 2010
Salman

Shame on u, u have disgraced the the legend like Birbal

17 02 2010
palalvi gupta

shame on the writer .. story ka kya se kya bana diya .. net per is tarah ki stories allowed nahi honi chayie. BAKWASSS

6 08 2010
behanchod

abe o agar tujhe pasand ni hai to yaha kya kar rahi hai??? tune story padi kyu behan ki lodi?

13 12 2010
sonu

iski maaa chod de bahn chod

10 09 2010
sumit

maa ki lodi teri behen chod dungaa…teri chut ki ek ek jhilli phad dalunga….saali raand…story bakwas hai na

7 01 2011
lund puri

behan ke lode kahani acchi bana leta. bhayishya me accha
writer banega

3 03 2010
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Madherchod

9 03 2010
nitesh

FANTASTIC YAAR WHAT’ A STORY ??????????????????????????????/

ROOKING………………

11 03 2010
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Land ka thekana nahe chut marne aa gae

11 03 2010
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11 03 2010
/rafiq/

A Khubh surat chehra ye gore gore gaal kuch bhi nahi
Lund ke age chut ka baal kuch bhi nahi.
Gulf me ek bar chut mil jaye.
Kyo ki chut ke aage qatari riyal kuch bhi nahi

21 03 2010
Sumit

Kya mammmu….mast story likhela hai yaar! Bole to ekdum gandfad story likhely hai… Sali randi ki to phad hi dali tune?! What a cooL thinking…keep it up!!!

4 04 2010
boss

boss albar ki sahi gand mari

8 03 2011
gaandu das karam chand

abe yaar type to sahi kar akbar ko albar kyo likh raha hai

14 04 2010
Anup

Kya yar etni jabrdast kahani me randi ka rol aur lamba hota to aur maja aata. But exclent yar kasam se ab to mutne ko dil kar rha h… Keep going.!!

5 05 2010
kush

mast story hai

7 05 2010
Omdave

Too good
aur abi kahani ho to zarur likhna

13 05 2010
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yaar iss se mast story maine aaj tak nahi padiii

3 07 2010
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5 07 2010
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mind blowing hain yeh toh……………….

10 07 2010
nikhil

ooooo behenchod kya likha hai kassam se….gand he phad di tune ….

25 07 2010
faraz

very nice sharing… Thanks…

29 07 2010
ashwani kumar

yar maja agya yar rocking magar bhan ka louda birbal ko kha sa andu pandu idea aa jata tha

29 07 2010
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yar padha kar aisa lag raha tha ki randi to apni chut marwaygi magar bhan ki lodi ko yahi gadi mili thi gand marwana ka liya

29 07 2010
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31 07 2010
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4 08 2010
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8 08 2010
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17 09 2010
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18 09 2010
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saly nachaniya ki tatty band kar di

18 09 2010
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31 10 2010
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11 07 2011
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